The Imaginary Menagerie

May 30 2012

Wow.

So I’ve posted a gig on Fiverr. And I’ve gotten a couple of responses back (the first day). And oh my god. I got an offer to do one of those videos where they insist that what they’re selling isn’t crap, and REALLY WILL work for you. It actually says the phrase “financial stability.”

THE LOLZ, YOU GUYS. THE LOLZ!!!!

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“I meant no offense!”

“Even when I said that horribly uncouth remark or made that horrible assumption, I didn’t MEAN for it to be that bad!”

May 29 2012

Play Pokemon games online

yousexything-tardis:

clockwork-eden:

4eyedblonde:

Pokemon Blue Version

Pokemon Red Version

Pokemon Green Version

Pokemon Yellow Version

Pokemon Pinball

Pokemon Gold Version

Pokemon Silver Version

Pokemon Crystal Version

Dear mother of god

 ’on…line’…? What is…I don’t even…

(I was going to pull out my big gray brick for this shot but my gbc was closer.)

OMG SERIOUS? I AM SO HAPPY

Guys, I don’t know what happened to the last 2 hours…

(Source: awildpokemon, via bowtiesanddandy-s)

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Just bringing this back.

Just bringing this back.

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By the way, guys,

there is no god.

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Dog and I were sitting. Dog went thud. Dog now sleeping.

Dog and I were sitting. Dog went thud. Dog now sleeping.

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I had someone send me a very complimentary message on OKCupid, but in it they called their MTF sister their “sister” (with quotes). I feel like I should correct them but I don’t want to be an ass when they’re being so nice to me…

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edwardspoonhands:

I AM SHAKING A BOOTY!!!

edwardspoonhands:

I AM SHAKING A BOOTY!!!

(Source: adventures-in-mediocrity)

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Binder/help

fuckyeahftms:

Okay. So, I’m really confused about my life. My birth name is becca but some people call me Alex or Jeordin :) I dream of having a flat chest and getting top surgery. But I grew up in a VERY religious house…things are not going so well. At all. How do you guys deal with religion and being ftm? Also if anybody is willing to help a guy out I could really use a binder. Size medium. Don’t care what color or style. I just want to feel normal. And loved.

Thanks

Atheism.

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